York Silk And The Unwanted Home Run Record

How an eight-year-old broke the most cherished record in blaseball after a horrible tragedy.

York Silk, wielding The Vibe Check, takes his place atop blaseball’s peanut mountain. (Photo by Afif Kusuma on Unsplash)

They sadly rounded the bases before racing across the beach to give Telephone as much of a hug as an 8-year-old can manage for an adult-sized peanut.

The Peanut God Takes An Interest

Rise Of A Child

York Silk, using an assumed name to play against adults, hits one of his first home runs. (Photo by NeONBRAND on Unsplash)

On The Move Again … And Again

Philly Pies fans drink a champagne toast after another Internet Blaseball League championship. (Photo by Christine Jou on Unsplash)

Silk’s Road Gets Bumpy

Wrath Of A Vengeful God

Jessica Telephone (left) and Nagomi Mcdaniel (slightly more left) attend a support group for people stuck inside peanut shells. (Photo by Isai Dzib on Unsplash)
Fans watch Silk York’s record homer land in the Banzai Pipeline (Photo by Simon English on Unsplash)
Definitely NOT Thomas Dracaena relaxing with his family after a game. (Photo by Johannes Giez on Unsplash)

Freelance writer and data scientist in Metro Detroit. Covered pro sports for NHL.com and the Associated Press before COVID-19. Mentally ill and not ashamed.

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