ChatGPT Doesn’t Know Sports

Relax, sportswriters — AI isn’t taking our jobs anytime soon

105,000 Michigan football fans try to figure out what ChatGPT has been drinking (photo by author)

As a sportswriter who makes his living writing game stories, I’m supposed to be one of the first people eliminated by AI. Any minute now, The Computer is supposed to be able to find a boxscore online and write a story that’s as good as anything I can produce — or at least one that will be coherent enough for the…